Very funny blog at SayUncle. They're looking for taglines for Martha Stewart to use in her show. I just cracked up on the second one.
Why don’t you just knit yourself a nice little doily that says Shut the Hell Up. Mmmmm, tasty soul of the unbeliever If I were still in prison, you’d be my bitch. It beats house arrest. How about a nice little you-suck-ass-themed flower arrangement for the centerpiece? You’re getting short-sold. I got sent to prison for lying about a crime the government couldn’t prove I committed. And you want to talk to me about tough breaks? Time to tidy up pwn3d
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1-3 are funny. 4-5, eh. 6 on are just stupid and should be deleted.
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