Thursday, April 21, 2005

Overheard Stupidity

Overheard at the gym:
Lady 1: See the new Pope. Named Benedict.
Lady 2: Like Benedict Arnold?
Lady 1: Yeah. Now there is a correlation.

Background sound: Thump Thump Thump
(My head pounding against the exercise machine's control panel.)

Correlation: A causal, complementary, parallel, or reciprocal relationship, especially a structural, functional, or qualitative correspondence between two comparable entities: a correlation between drug abuse and crime.

I'm reconsidering my stand on misanthropy.

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