Thursday, April 07, 2005

11 Years

Eleven years. She couldn't figure out how to get away in eleven years.

Dial held her under threat of death for all that time. Well, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess she has a weak personality. Very weak.

The death threat would have lasted long enough for him to fall asleep without having me secured, then he'd be bleeding from some major artery.

I'm just trying to imagine the Geekwife in this situation. Dial would have lasted about 5 minutes after he fell asleep. The police would have found her walking down the street with his head on a pole.


Granted said...

That one is just hard to take. The guy slept without tying her up? Pencil... eyeball... run, run, run... Frying pan... nose... run, run, run... That's not even getting into tools, forks, knives... wtf?

geekwife said...

And let's not forget my great-something-grandmother, Hannah Dustin, who, when SHE was kidnapped, scalped the offending 10 culprits as they slept. She brought the scalps back to the settlement with her. So I DO have a standard to maintain. I think the head on the pole would work well.

Nylarthotep said...

I said "head on a pike" but my first thought was something easier to remove from lower on the anatomy and on a chain.