Thursday, April 07, 2005

British Police Embarrassed Again by Press

I'm going to assume, just for this, that the journalist really did make it into the castle as reported. I'm skeptical at least in part to what he claims.

I think the royals here could make all this stop quite easily. Just hire a bunch of former special forces soldiers as security guards, and when joe-bomb-box walks in, beat him to a pulp and find a nice dark hole for him to be in for a while.

Does Windsor Castle have a dungeon? They could always throw him in a trunk and ship him to some tiny Scottish island and dump him there. Then just deny that he ever showed up at the residence.

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