Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Terrorists Want Russel Crowe

Al-Qaida wanted to kidnap him as part of a "cultural destabilization plot."

Heh. They can have him. I'll deal with the destabilization.

1 comment:

Granted said...

No. Not Mr. Crowe. Give them the Baldwin brothers. Russell Crowe makes cool movies: Quick and the Dead, Romper Stomper, Master and Commander, Gladiator. The Baldwins? Hunt for Red October, Thomas the Tank Engine, and... Bye, bye boys.