Thursday, May 18, 2006

Anti-French Quotes

The Ministry of Minor Perfidy has a bunch of great French hating quotes/jokes. Here's a taste.

  • "The last time the French asked for ‘more proof ‘ it came marching into Paris under a German flag.” --David Letterman
  • "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” --General George S. Patton
  • "War without France would be like ... World War II.” --Unknown
  • "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the Nazis?” --Dennis Miller
  • "It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us.” --Alan Kent
  • "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that’s because it was raining.” --John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
  • "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.” --Norman Schwartzkopf

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