I'm as shocked as anyone to discover this, but it must be true. Follow along with me:
- Global Warming is caused by Solar Radiation
- George Bush causes Global Warming
- The Silver Surfer wields THE POWER COSMIC
Therefore we get George Bush causing Global Warming by manipulating the Solar Radiation because he wields the Power Cosmic 'cause he's the bloody Silver Surfer.
Right? Right? Damned Chimpy McBushitler Norin Radd and his stinking Cosmic Power sticking it to the people.
Hey, cut me some slack. This makes as much sense as Halliburton being the Cosmic Center of All Evil.
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